enemaroberts:

oknope:

the only boys i need in my life:

  • michael (kors)
  • christian (dior/louboutin)
  • jimmy (choo)
  • louis (vuitton)
  • tommy (hilfiger)
  • yves (saint-laurent)
  • giorgio (armani)
  • louis-francois (cartier)

the only boys yall can afford

(good)will 

white person: how do you say my name in your language??
me: pendejo
tagged: +about me 

straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

boosareallytho:

Self explanatory

boosareallytho:

Self explanatory

tagged: +about me 

awfullyy:

I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.

fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class